Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was furious.
She told him:
“Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds… AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”
The next morning, Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box inside. She opened it and found…
…a brand-new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
