A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, โMay I help you?โ
The man says, โYes, Iโm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediatelyโฆIโm having an argument with my wife and she says sheโs going to jump out the window.โ
The desk clerk says, โIโm sorry sir, but thatโs a personal matter.โ
The man replies, โListen you idiot, the window wonโt open and thatโs a maintenance matter.โ