Joke of the day: Hotel guest calls the front desk

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, โ€œMay I help you?โ€

The man says, โ€œYes, Iโ€™m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediatelyโ€ฆIโ€™m having an argument with my wife and she says sheโ€™s going to jump out the window.โ€

The desk clerk says, โ€œIโ€™m sorry sir, but thatโ€™s a personal matter.โ€

The man replies, โ€œListen you idiot, the window wonโ€™t open and thatโ€™s a maintenance matter.โ€