A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.
The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old said, โThings are great, and Iโve never felt better!โ
โI now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.โ
โWhat do you think about that, doc?โ
The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.
โI have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.โ
โOne day he was setting off to go hunting, but being a bit absent minded, he accidentally forgot to take his ammunition.โ
โAs he neared a lake, he came across a very nice beaver frolicking at the waterโs edge.โ
โBy now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, and so, he couldnโt shoot the magnificent creature.โ
โNonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed down the sites, and yelled โbang bangโ.โ
โMiraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver was slain.โ
โNow, what do you think of that?โ asked the doctor.
Theelder man scatched his chin thoughtfully, then said, โLogic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.โ
The doctor nodded,
โMy thoughts exactly.โ