Joke of the day: Happy old man

A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.

The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old said, โ€œThings are great, and Iโ€™ve never felt better!โ€

โ€œI now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.โ€

โ€œWhat do you think about that, doc?โ€

The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.

โ€œI have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.โ€

โ€œOne day he was setting off to go hunting, but being a bit absent minded, he accidentally forgot to take his ammunition.โ€

โ€œAs he neared a lake, he came across a very nice beaver frolicking at the waterโ€™s edge.โ€

โ€œBy now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, and so, he couldnโ€™t shoot the magnificent creature.โ€

โ€œNonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed down the sites, and yelled โ€˜bang bangโ€™.โ€

โ€œMiraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver was slain.โ€

โ€œNow, what do you think of that?โ€ asked the doctor.

Theelder man scatched his chin thoughtfully, then said, โ€œLogic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.โ€

The doctor nodded,

โ€œMy thoughts exactly.โ€

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