One morning, a nun gets out of bed and puts on her shoes.
As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles, and says,
“Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
The nun gives her a glare and continues walking.
Down the hall, another nun says,
“My, you look grouchy today!”
The nun growls and keeps walking.
In the kitchen, the Mother Superior stops her and says,
“Sister, you look like you didn’t get much sleep last night. Are you okay?”
The nun snaps,
“How come everyone keeps saying that?!”
Mother Superior looks at her and gently replies,
“Well, you’re wearing Father Patrick’s slippers.”
