Dylan was practicing his golf swing in the front yard when he accidentally hit the ball through his neighbor’s window.
Panicked, he ran over and rang the doorbell three times.
After a few minutes with no answer, he cautiously opened the door to see broken glass everywhere… and a strange lamp lying on the floor. Sitting calmly on the couch was a man in colorful clothes, looking a bit dazed.
Dylan asked, “Who are you?”
The man replied, “I’m a genie. You just freed me from that lamp.”
Dylan asked, “Wait, do I get three wishes?”
The genie said, “Since it was an accidental release, you get two wishes and I get one.”
Dylan thought for a moment. “Okay, I want to be the best golfer in the world.”
The genie raised an eyebrow. “Most people go straight for money, but alright. Done.”
Then the genie said, “Now your wife gets one wish.”
Dylan agreed.
The genie continued, “For my wish… well, I’ve been stuck in that lamp for centuries, so it’s been a long time since I’ve been with a woman. I’d like to spend one wild, passionate day with your wife.”
Dylan looked stunned. “No way!”
The genie grinned. “Not even for a million dollars a week?”
Dylan turned to his wife. She shrugged. “Honestly… for all that, I guess I should. But not while you’re in the room.”
Dylan sighed. “Fine. Have fun, I guess,” and left.
Dylan’s wife and the genie spent the rest of the day in bed. Afterward, the genie asked, “So how old is your husband?”
She smiled and said, “Forty-five.”
The genie laughed and said, “Wow. A grown man still believing in genies?”
