Four men are in a hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
A nurse goes up to the first man and says, โCongratulations, youโre a father of twins.โ
The man replies, โThatโs a crazy coincidence because I work for the Minnesota Twins.โ
Then, the nurse goes to the second man and says, โCongratulations, youโre the father of triplets.โ
The man responds, โThatโs a crazy coincidence because I work for the 3M Company.โ
Next, the nurse tells the third man, โCongratulations, youโre the father of quadruplets.โ
The man exclaims, โThatโs a crazy coincidence because I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.โ
The fourth man is freaking out, banging his head against the wall.
The nurse asks him, โWhatโs wrong? Are you okay?โ
He replies, โNo, Iโm screwed! I work at 7-11.โ