A young couple, madly in love, decided to get married. But as the wedding day neared, both grew increasingly nervous over secret problems they had never shared with anyone.
The groom confided in the minister, “I have unbelievably smelly feet—and I’m afraid my fiancée won’t be able to stand them.”
The minister reassured him, “Just wash your feet twice a day and wear socks all the time.”
Meanwhile, the bride told the minister’s wife, “I have really bad morning breath. It’s so awful, my fiancé might not even want to be near me!”
She was advised, “Set your alarm a bit earlier, sneak to the bathroom before he wakes up, brush and use mouthwash—don’t say a word until then.”
They followed the advice and had a beautiful wedding. Everything seemed perfect—until six months later:
One morning, the husband awoke before dawn to find that one of his socks had come off during the night. Panicking, he began searching the bed for it.
His wife woke up and, without thinking, blurted: “What in the world are you doing?”
He gasped: “Oh no! You… you swallowed my sock!”
