Joke of the day: Choosing wisely

A self‑made millionaire decided that he was lonely and needed to find a mate. So, he organized a bit of a competition.

As his search neared the end, he narrowed the choices down to four:

  1. A surgeon — wealthy, driven, independent, and clearly not with him for his money.
  2. A lawyer — successful, sharp, well‑versed in divorce law, ready to protect both of them.
  3. An entrepreneur — creative, built her own business from scratch, caring and well‑rounded.
  4. A down‑to‑earth woman — pretty, modest, eager to support him in achieving greatness and build a loving home.

He thought long and hard, weighing every quality and potential benefit.
After days of deliberation, the moment finally came…

He chose the one with the biggest breasts.