An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar suddenly goes silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, let me give you a few facts.”
She pauses for effect. “One, the bartender is a blonde. Two, the bouncer is a blonde. Three, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Four, the woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter. Five, the lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it, mister. Do you really wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy takes a deep breath, then shakes his head. “Nah… not if I have to explain it five times.”
