Sometimes couples fight and say things they regret in the heat of the moment. Here’s a funny joke that captures just that:
A husband and his wife were having a fight at the breakfast table. In a fit of rage, the husband stood up and shouted, “And you are no good in bed either,” before storming out of the house.
After cooling down, he realized he had been nasty and decided to make amends. He called his wife, who took several rings to answer the phone. When she finally picked up, the irritated husband asked, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”
She calmly replied, “I was in bed.”
Surprised, he questioned, “In bed this early? Doing what?”
With a hint of satisfaction, she responded, “Getting a second opinion!”
