Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye.
The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife:
“Dear, breakfast is made. I’ve gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”
Jack is amazed, so he asks his son what happened.
The son replies:
“Well, last night you came home drunk and kicked over the coffee table. Then you threw up in the hallway, and when Mom tried to help you undress, you shouted at her: ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’”
