Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
“Hello, could you give me protection please? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and I think I may be getting lucky tonight.”
The pharmacist gives him a condom.
Then Joey says,
“Wait, I think I’ll need another one. Her sister is really hot too, and she sometimes flirts with me. I think she wants me too.”
So the pharmacist gives him another.
Then Joey says,
“You know what? Her mom’s kind of cute too. She always touches my arm and gives me looks. I think she wants me as well!”
So the pharmacist gives him a third.
That night, Joey goes to his girlfriend’s house. They sit down to dinner. He keeps quiet the whole time and doesn’t touch his food.
His girlfriend leans over and whispers,
“I didn’t know you were so shy.”
Joey replies,
“I didn’t know your dad was the pharmacist.”
