Joke of the day: A man looks for a new place

A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax.

So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house.

He found the perfect house and was about to buy it when his next-door neighbor to show up: a very fit, athletic 85-year-old man, with a full head of beautiful silver hair!

โ€œHey old-timer, it seems this place has done you good! You look very fit and in shape.โ€ Says the man

โ€œYou wouldnโ€™t believe the wonders of this place when I first set foot here I couldnโ€™t even walk, and I was bald! Now, look at me!โ€ He exclaims.

The man, who had been fearing of growing old, bald and weak, is very excited at this news, and immediately buys the house next door.

However, a month passes by, and, shockingly, the man starts balding and feels no different physically.

So he decides to speak with the old-timer.

โ€œHey old-timer, you said you grew hair and started walking after you moved here, but Iโ€™m balding, what gives? How long have you been here for these effects to show?โ€ says the man

The old-timer simply responds:

โ€œWell, sonny, I was born an raised here, so it might take a while!โ€

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