A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax.
So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a house.
He found the perfect house and was about to buy it when his next-door neighbor to show up: a very fit, athletic 85-year-old man, with a full head of beautiful silver hair!
โHey old-timer, it seems this place has done you good! You look very fit and in shape.โ Says the man
โYou wouldnโt believe the wonders of this place when I first set foot here I couldnโt even walk, and I was bald! Now, look at me!โ He exclaims.
The man, who had been fearing of growing old, bald and weak, is very excited at this news, and immediately buys the house next door.
However, a month passes by, and, shockingly, the man starts balding and feels no different physically.
So he decides to speak with the old-timer.
โHey old-timer, you said you grew hair and started walking after you moved here, but Iโm balding, what gives? How long have you been here for these effects to show?โ says the man
The old-timer simply responds:
โWell, sonny, I was born an raised here, so it might take a while!โ