Cheating husbands often think they can keep their secrets hidden, but the truth has a funny way of coming out. No matter how carefully they plan, something always slips up! Check-out this joke:
A man walks in through the front door after work, and his wife immediately starts smacking him left and right across the face, cursing.
“Woah, woah, woah…what gives?!” the man says.
The smacking intensifies briefly, and then she lets up.
“I picked up your coat from the dry cleaners earlier today and found THIS in the pocket!” his wife exclaims, presenting a small slip of paper with a woman’s name and some digits on it.
“That?! Honey, it’s the name of a horse I’m betting on this weekend! Come on!!”
Defeated, she apologizes and retreats to the den.
The next day, the man gets home from work, and lo and behold, she lunges at him again as he walks through the door, smacking him left and right even more violently than the day before, shouting obscenities he didn’t even know she was capable of.
“What did I do this time?!” the man bellows, his arms guarding his face.
“The HORSE called!”
