Joke of the day: A husband’s innocence hides his wife’s naked truth

Sometimes, the best jokes come from the most unexpected twists. Here’s a hilarious story about a husband who comes home early and makes a shocking discovery.

A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed naked, puffing and panting.

โ€œWhat are you doing?โ€ the man inquires. โ€œErr,โ€ she stammers back. โ€œIโ€ฆ umโ€ฆ I think Iโ€™m having a heart attack!โ€ โ€œOh,โ€ cries the gullible husband, โ€œquick, Iโ€™ll call an ambulance!โ€

He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out. โ€œWhatโ€™s the matter, son?โ€ asks the father. โ€œUncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,โ€ replies his tearful toddler. Enraged, the man runs back upstairs, flings open the wardrobe and finds his brother there absolutely naked, just as his son had said.

โ€œYou bastard, Jim,โ€ screams the man. โ€œMy wife is over there having a heart attack and youโ€™re running around naked scaring Johnny!โ€