An elderly Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said:
“This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the man.
The woman looked at the wine and replied:
“Tell him I’ll not accept a bottle of Merlot from him unless he has a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants.”
The waiter delivered the message.
The old man replied:
“Please tell her I do have a Mercedes and a million dollars… and I haven’t had eight inches since I was 60… but I’m willing to cut it in half for her!”
