On their first night together, a newlywed couple is getting ready for bed. The new bride steps out of the bathroom, freshly showered and wrapped in a beautiful robe. The proud husband, seeing her, says, “My dear, we’re married now—you can open your robe.”
The young woman shyly opens her robe, and her husband is stunned. “Oh, wow! My God, you’re so beautiful! Let me take your picture,” he exclaims.
Surprised, she asks, “My picture?”
He nods, “Yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever.” She smiles, and he snaps her picture before heading into the bathroom for his shower.
When he comes out, wearing his own robe, his wife asks, “Why are you still wearing a robe? We’re married now.”
With a grin, the man opens his robe, and his wife gasps, “Oh, OH! Let me take a picture!”
Beaming, he asks, “Why?”
She replies with a sly smile, “So I can get it enlarged!
