Joke of the day: Overweight blonde goes on a diet

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

โ€œI want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, youโ€™ll have lost at least five pounds.โ€

When the blonde returns, sheโ€™s lost nearly 20 pounds.

โ€œWow, thatโ€™s amazing!โ€ the doctor says.

โ€œDid you follow my instructions?โ€

The blonde nodsโ€ฆ

โ€œIโ€™ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

โ€œFrom hunger, you mean?โ€ said the doctor.

โ€œNo, from skipping,โ€ replied the blonde.